Purple, Yeah.

Hello.
My name is Purple.
How do you pronounce my name? You decide.
But I got news for you.
I saw how you looked at me last Tuesday.
I took it into deep consideration, thinking of the possibilities you could have meant by staring at me.
But I got more news for you.
I lied. No-one was staring at me.
If you have a problem take it out with Yan.
But I warn you, Expect "Your mom"
This is what Oldladies do.
This is what Royalty does.
Oldladies.
Expect Us.

Weird.